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Steve Camp’s

DENOMINATIONAL LIGHT BULBS

1. How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

2. How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None, God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs, they simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will one day will be chosen to be changed.

3. How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? Change?

4. How many Neo-Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They can’t tell the difference between light and darkness.

5. How many TV Evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the message of the light to continue send in your donation today. ….

For more see http://stevenjcamp.blogspot.com/2005/09/denominational-light-bulbs.html

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