You are addicted to the TV if…
… meals revolve around TV shows.
… bedtime is dictated by what time a particular show goes off.
… it is your best and cheapest babysitter.
… there are more TV jingles in your head than Bible verses.
… your child’s best friends are TV characters.
… the furniture is arranged according to the location of the TV.
… you can list TV station names better than the books of the Bible.
… it affects activities you participate in.
… people know they can find you at home according to the TV shows you watch.
… it must be on to fall asleep.
… the power off button is unnecessary.
… your child’s favorite clothes are free advertising for a TV show.
… you’ve missed church to watch TV.
… if you don’t need a clock to tell time, but can tell time by TV shows.
… severe weather is scary, not because of the weather, but because your favorite show may be preempted.
… you need a generator to power the TV, not the refrigerator.
… your budget for AA batteries for the remote control exceeds your tithe.
… the TV trays are the most used furniture in the house.
… a TV dinner is your favorite meal.
… all dinners are TV dinners.
… you or your kids watch TV in the van on the way to the grocery store.
… you have to keep a back-up TV in case yours breaks.
… you need a TV in more than one room in your house.
… your vacation plans include plenty of TV watching.
… your TV costs more than a good used car.
… Thanksgiving dinner includes a course of watching TV.
… your best memory from last Christmas is watching Jim Carrey in The Grinch That Stole Christmas.
… you consider the results of American Idol worthy of putting on the news.