Surely, there is some middle ground between dressing our daughters as “harlots in training” and dressing them in Muslim hijab.

How about some denim skirts?

Then they can marry these homeschool musicians.

Ours is just a 12 passenger van. We have Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Mozart plus America’s 25 Favorite Hymns series in the van. I wouldn’t say we blast it though.