My youngest (four) told his sister that he has the Keys to Death. He got them from his daddy!
Last week my husband taught on Jesus and the fact that Jesus has the keys to Death and the Grave. (see The Next Time They See Jesus)
17 … Fear not, I am the first and the last,
18 and the living one. I died, and behold I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of Death and Hades. ESV
Well, for a visual aid, my husband had a large key ring with large skeleton keys on it. To show that no matter how strong the grip of death might be if you have the keys then it can’t keep you.
Obviously the baby was listening but missed the point that Jesus had the keys, not his daddy.
Last night at supper, the oldest was teasing and aggravating the baby. He calls him a “monkey” all the time (because the baby likes Curious George). So the oldest said “You’re such a monkey.” After a moment the reply back was “You’re such a … blessing.” We just rolled in the floor laughing about that. Don’t know why he said that, but it was sweet and hilarious at the same time.
My daughter was kissing on her baby brother when he pushed her away and said “Stop, or I’ll start leaking!”
When asked why he would start leaking he said very seriously “My skin will rub off and all my insides will come out.”
Where do they come up with such ideas?
My oldest son’s graduation was at very large Presbyterian Church in B’ham. It is a very ornate church with huge pipe organs visible all across the front. (That is how big of a church it requires to graduate 110 homeschool seniors, since many have very large families.) My eleven year old boy was sitting beside a Baptist preacher during the services. The pastor asked him if he knew what something on the stage was. He pointed to a suit of armor that was part of the decorations.
The theme verse was:
Proverbs 22:29 Do you see a man who excels in his work? He will stand before kings; He will not stand before unknown men. NKJV
So the table in front had knights and chess pieces representing standing before kings, plus a suit of armor.
The eleven year old, who never lacks for something to say, shrugged his shoulders saying “It’s just something Methodist do.”
That really ticked the Baptist preacher and he was sure to point it out to us.